Marriage Humor ( 婚姻幽默) Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻:你在作什麼啊?Husband : Nothing. 夫:沒作什麼。Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。Husband : 禮服'I was looking for the expiry date.'夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 -----------------------------------------------------------------------Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'夫: 當然!我可土地買賣以選擇嗎?Wife : 'Yes or no.' 妻:要或不要。-----------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' 妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter 太平洋房屋how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' 夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' 妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and 訂做禮服ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?-----------------------------------------------------------------------Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all 酒店經紀your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。Girl: 'Well 網路行銷that's because we aren't married yet.' 女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。-----------------------------------------------------------------------Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 子:今個人信貸早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' 母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。西服-----------------------------------------------------------------------Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。酒店兼職-----------------------------------------------------------------------A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 酒店經紀'I like your sense of humor.' 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。
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